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Secret Hot 

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Secret Hot by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
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Secret Hot Body 

Secret Hot Body

Yoghurt nature 2-3 tbs.(Gippland brand Good test for me)
Soy milk 300 ml.
Lemon 1/2 fruit (Juice)
Honey 1/2 tbt.(I not use but if u like a bit sweet u can)

Put all together in bottle shake and drink every day(If u constipation this's good for u to drink in the morning).
.It will clean your interstine(Fat)

Rule: Must not drink after 2 pm.because will make you fat
and u must not eat food after 6pm.(^_^)

hot doc's secret white root medicine 

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

Secret Hotdog 

When a Transgender Female hides the fact that she possesses a penis from her friends or partner
Friend1: hey dude, your girlfriend's got a face like my uncle

Friend2: yeah im starting to think she's got a Secret Hotdog
Secret Hotdog by Aconic September 5, 2019