Second Cousin

A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball

"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"

Second Cousin by The bitch came back February 5, 2015

second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

second cousin by mikm June 6, 2005

Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

Second cousin by M2k May 3, 2014

second cousin

a child of a first cousin

My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.

second cousin by arkitek December 28, 2005

second cousin

Grandparent's sibling's grandchild.

My second cousin is a good person.

second cousin by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second Cousin

A Second Cousin is when your Niece/Nephew has Children, Their Children are your Second Cousin(s)

N/A 1: Did you know we're Second Cousin?

N/A 2: No, I didn't!

Second Cousin by QU33N1E August 4, 2022

Second cousin

When something is exactly as you expected it to be. Often used in positive contexts

That coffee is so second cousin

Second cousin by Frelli for Tully May 10, 2026