When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”
This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming
After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.