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Second Cumming

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.
My girlfriend broke up with me. Why? I gave her a second cumming.
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Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun
Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"
Second cumming by Jack Coff November 30, 2009

Second Cumming

When your jerking off or being jerked, after you jizz you feel as if you are going to have a second
sploogetastic orgasm
That chick gave me a mean second cumming
Second Cumming by T froster February 6, 2010

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex
Second cumming by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023

Second Cumming of Christ 

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

Second Cumming of Jesus 

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

the second cumming 

after being creampied in the butt, the lady goes on a shits the jizz out on some dudes pillow as an act of revenge, thus experiencing a the second cumming
After have butt sex with the crazy bitch from kent, she went to her boyfriends place and left him the second cumming.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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