Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".

Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"

Seaweed Brain by Percy Jackson fan101 May 31, 2018

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seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books

hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain

seaweed brain by andrew17 November 25, 2010

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Seaweed Brain

Sex term used when two best friends are both in relationships; however, they definitely fucked in a closet one time. One probably has had red hair at some point in their life.

"My two best friends are for sure Seaweed Brains" spoken by a very intelligent and charismatic man who is named after an angel from the bible... probably.

Seaweed Brain by Gazil Backstreet February 16, 2022

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Seaweed Brain

One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.

Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.

Seaweed Brain by aideusv March 4, 2024

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Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.

Seaweed brain is so annoying!

Seaweed Brain by Iloveseaweedbrain November 22, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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