Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
-the seat for when someone takes a number 2 and there is no toilet-paper in the holder. This is one of the worst moments in a person's life for the already started pooing.
Bob: How was the bathroom?
Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.
Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.
by Cpt. BOSS SAUCE February 29, 2012
The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
by axeman6980 October 11, 2010
The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack December 16, 2015
The best car in the entire world. Encompasses a whole range of engines and trims, esp the Cupra, which is as sexy as!
Girl 1: I'm looking to buy a new car, what should I get?
Girl 2: A Seat Leon, of course! Best car ever!
Girl 2: A Seat Leon, of course! Best car ever!
by Rebecca Coe May 29, 2008
A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.
by Jes sica May 18, 2008
Pejorative. Take a moment to consider what you've just said and done, or possibly to examine your life as a whole.
by Sasswell September 29, 2013