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Ejector seat 

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010
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Ejector Seat 

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.
After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her
Ejector Seat by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004

Human ejector seat 

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
Human ejector seat by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

ejecto seato 

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.
Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

ejecto seato cuz 

the name of in-car hydraulics powered by NOS used to eject someone annoying, especially someone of latino descent out of an American muscle car.
Ejecto Seato cuz! Stay on your toes puto!
ejecto seato cuz by ejectoseato55C4rS December 15, 2022

Ejecto-seato

A phrase referring to the act of a pilot ejecting from his plane and out of danger, it is meant to be applied to any situation where a quick exit is mandatory.
This broad is going to get me into a wreck, time to pull the ejecto-seato on this one .
Ejecto-seato by spacefunk March 5, 2018
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