Seashorian

A person stuck in a outdated bougie work culture that no longer exists.

When Twilight Gardens came under new ownership the Seashorians had a hard time adapting to new management and work culture.

by CrumbCrushers2319 September 9, 2025

Seashrink

The feeling you get in the testicular area when you wade into freezing seawater, generally accompanied by sea shriek , the hideous scream as the plums of wrath first strike the icy water.

Wanna go rune after our swim
Nah sorry, seashrink is killin' me

by sixfootnothin June 12, 2015

Sephorian

One from Sephora. Speaks the Make up Language.

Those girls are true Sephorians.

by the original sephorian June 14, 2011

Sephorian

A handsome man that rules the world and pursues those with weak souls. He feeds on the broken heartened, their strings attached to his finger tips. He aims to rule the world, for he hungers all living beings.
"One day I'll have what I came for."

Example:
Creepy man in the shadows grinning a gloomy girl...
"Wow, she better be careful, the guy looks like a 'Sephorian'..."

by JoeyBird24 March 8, 2017

Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013