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Sean Astin

An amazingly talented actor/director, that sucks adorably at poetry...with the most beautiful greeny eyes EVER and the cutest face. If you haven't seen Memphis Belle, go SEE it. NOW, biotch. (and also Encino Man, the Goonies, Rudy, Lord of the Rings which he SO deserved an Oscar for in the 3rd one. And he is HOT STUFF now he lost the Sam-flab. Look for him in Fifty First Dates now (mesh wifebeater...yum...*drool...melt*)
Its our time...down here!!!!
Sean Astin by kerplunkymunky February 2, 2004

Sean Astin

The cutest most adoreable man alive. He was first seen in "The Goonies" as Mikey, and then later went on to be beautiful in Rudy, suck in Dish Dogs, and hit his peak in LOTR! Go Seany! he is also known as Seany or SeanyA
Sean Astin by Sammers January 21, 2004

sean astin

Best damn actor in the whole damn world!
"And the Sean Astin award goes to....Sean Astin!"
sean astin by Rosie Cotton February 6, 2004

Sean Astin

A way overrated chubby hobbit, who exemplifies the kind of servant/master relationship the world need less of. He also has hairy feet, and a crush on Elijah Wood who (let's just face it) is way too hot for him.
That guy was almost as dopey and annoying as Sean Astin in Lord of the Rings.
Sean Astin by Brahms November 1, 2004

Sean Astin

he used to be adorable until he opened his mouth...now we're mad at him because of the way he acted at the SAG awards and on Oprah and his retardation at the Oscars...we aren't *speaking* to him
Where once was lurrve...now darkness falls
Sean Astin by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

Seanastig 

The username and IGN of an unknown creature rumored to have the longest organism dick the humankind had ever seen. He is the greatest gamer in the world able to control his enormous D as a third hand and he has its 2nd brain located in it responsible for its 0.000000001 second reaction time.
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Seanastig by HaterXs August 18, 2022