Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Seaman's Grundle 

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

Seaman's Grundle by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

Seaman's Revenge 

When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.

Nice bit of Seaman's Revenge

Seaman's Revenge by fjdoigjsio December 21, 2010

Seaman's Jabber 

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

Seaman's Jabber by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.

Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.

Seaman's Meat Cannon by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009

The Tea Cup Seaman Special 

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

The Tea Cup Seaman Special by The Owler November 27, 2014

Shaman's Harvest

An epic Rock band concieved in Jefferson City, Missouri. They currently have four albums out, Last Call for Goose Creek (1999), Synergy (2002), March of the Bastards (2006), and Shine (2009). They also have a few singles made for the WWE.

They consist of:
Nathan "Drake" Hunt: Lead Vocals/Keyboard/Acoustic Guitar
Adam Hunt: Lead Guitar/Mandolin/Backing Vocals
Josh Hamler: Rhythm Guitar/Acoustic Guitar/Slide/Backing Vocals
Matt Fisher: Bass/Backing Vocals
Craig Wingate: Drums and Percussion/Backing Vocals

Have you heard of that band Shaman's Harvest? They played one of their songs, Dragonfly on the radio, and it was epic!

Shaman's Harvest by lifeiscrap February 24, 2011