A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see
food diet". When they see
food they eat it!
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't
mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea
Food Diet Dave!
Gay Dave: Oh John
baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea
Food I mean if I see some
food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm
sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard,
bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat
gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt
sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!