seadog

Typically a girl from Essex that has travelled on her Gap Year to Thailand and been "dogged" in the sea, hence the coined term SeaDog, Get your cunting dog in the sea and get her to show you her twat in the moon light

Seadog, sea doggin, doggy in the sea. dangerous unless done in a warm climate, for example this would not be great on Brighton Beach unless you had a screw loose!

seadog by OxfordBoy May 4, 2006

Seadog

A group organization that are dedicated to save dogs in the sea. They usually appear in Summoner's Rift.

Why do they have three Seadogs on the enemy team? It is for the best that we surrender.

Seadog by Seadog3751 September 15, 2020

SeaDog

SeaDog#4202 is a discord user that has a 9 inch dick. He swims in pussy daily even though he looks like a lesbian. He is the best metal guitarist out there. Fuck zerin, he tried to kill the SeaDog, but he was too powerful. His religion is copper muliska. Baddass I know. If you see him, feel free to give him your virginity, trust me, YOU want it. Remember, he is always watching.

SeaDog looks like a lesbian so I’m going to give my virginity to him

SeaDog by The mighty SeaDog November 17, 2020

Seadog(3751) 

A group organization that is dedicated to save dogs in the sea. They usually appear in Summoner's Rift, with code name 3751 being their leader.

Why do they have three Seadog(3751)s on the enemy team? It is better that we surrender.

Seadog(3751) by Seadog3751 September 15, 2020

Floppy seadog 

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

Floppy seadog by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

curdled seadog by P0JI December 25, 2011

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005