Sea cat 

A word describing an island filled with rich people and magical rapists.

Joe really read sea cat with Steam sprites

Sea cat by Euphrynichus Amanica March 22, 2021

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC 

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

Flying Seacat 

The one who created the world, and all its inhabitants. The Flying Seacat demands sacrifice in the from children, toes, and fishes, for the is the correct plural form of fish (proven by the Flying Seacat).

The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.

All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.

A part of the holy scripture

"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.

Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.

Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'

And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."

Flying Seacat by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009

Seacat 

A woman of high intelligence and beauty. A rare find. Her dazzling personality and bright smile makes her irresistible to the male species. Found specifically at Carnegie Mellon University. Origin: Helena, MT. See also astonishing

Lisa Seacat

Seacat by Kevin Stevenson April 8, 2004

seacat 

Strange things that weird girls seem to see on people's shoulders up in Wildwood, NJ. Supposidly if you believe in them enuff they can talk to you.

Mel : Hey look there's a seacat on your shoulder!111

seacat by OMGWTFBBQEK August 26, 2008