Scungi 

If you don't know what it is, then it's scungi. Something that oozes, especially on the floor. Can be slimy or smelly in nature.

Look at the bug squished on the floor beyond recognition. It's scungi.

Scungi by MasterNate01 September 4, 2011

shungite 

Not to be confused with suge knight, Shungite is a two billion year old black mineraloid consisting of over 98% carbon. They have special properties like reducing effects of electromagnetic radiation waves.

Dr. Disrespect: I bought a whole bunch of shungite, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.

shungite by doctorDance May 26, 2020

scungle 

the attachment structure bringing the horngus of a dongfish to the dillsack

you're a putrid shriveled up scungle

scungle by Cofii May 27, 2018

the scunge 

one of the 15 horse powers

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge

the scunge by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019

The Scungilli Man 

Do not say his name.

The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.

The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".

Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.

According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.

If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.

Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.

The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.

In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.

Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.

Don't say his name.

"Hey guys, what's all this tall about The Scungilli Man?"

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME KISSEL!"

The Scungilli Man by Scungilled Prime August 6, 2020

shungite 

Japanese rocks that anti vaxxers, flat earthers and internet streamers with mustaches and red glasses think shields against 5G.

But anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that

shungite by Rozier May 26, 2020

scungilli 

An Italian snail or whelk used in cuisine & also used as a slang term for a slow person who cannot preform normal tasks

Hey Vinny what's going on you scungilli !

scungilli by Don Rico July 10, 2015