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Scrub Life 

A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life
Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"
Scrub Life by PoleJam March 17, 2011

Scrub Life 

Life style of a healthcare professional always in their scrubs. Females living the SCRUB LIFE can go from makeup to Scrubs in under 2 minutes. A CNA, CMA, RMA, LPN, and RN likely have more scrubs in their closets than regular clothes.
Friend: Girl, can I borrow a pair of heels?

Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂

scrublite 

A word nobody fucking cares about except a nerd, which he uses to try to seduce goddesses and fails miserably at doing so.
"Hey gorgeous...you're a scrublite. Wanna go out sometime?"
scrublite by piratehooker6903 April 28, 2009

scrublie 

A heavy drug used in college towns. Usually in the form of a liquid and red in color. The act of consuming this drug is called snarkling.
Lets snarkle some scrublies dude
scrublie by C swaizy December 10, 2013

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026