Scrub Life

Living without a care for what you're wearing or what people think of you.

dumb cunt: omg are those cum stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.

by Phflegm August 10, 2015

Scrub Life

A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life

Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"

by PoleJam March 17, 2011

Scrub Life

Life style of a healthcare professional always in their scrubs. Females living the SCRUB LIFE can go from makeup to Scrubs in under 2 minutes. A CNA, CMA, RMA, LPN, and RN likely have more scrubs in their closets than regular clothes.

Friend: Girl, can I borrow a pair of heels?

Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂

by HealthCareProfessional April 19, 2017

scrublite

A word nobody fucking cares about except a nerd, which he uses to try to seduce goddesses and fails miserably at doing so.

"Hey gorgeous...you're a scrublite. Wanna go out sometime?"

by piratehooker6903 April 28, 2009

scrublie

A heavy drug used in college towns. Usually in the form of a liquid and red in color. The act of consuming this drug is called snarkling.

Lets snarkle some scrublies dude

by C swaizy December 10, 2013