Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
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flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob May 13, 2011
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Scrub Dunker

"Scrub Dunkers" commonly shortened to "Dunkers" are people who by their superior skill "dunk" (shit on) weak scrubs with inferior skills. A common way to identify such a person is to listen out for the sound of panties simultaneously hitting the floor
Did you see Darien's AP renekton worlds game? Now thats a Scrub Dunker
by Crack-Master March 11, 2020
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stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
by Cockstoker3000 February 23, 2017
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Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.
by rawdick May 01, 2011
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Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
by BeeebTeam March 22, 2020
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scrub hornet

A man that hides in the bushes at the beach and watches other men getting changed whilst wanking
Ah you dirty scrub hornet
by Trauts P Noxoc June 22, 2011
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