the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing
brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.
by tom & amy May 26, 2004
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When a lighthearted comedy or TV show suddenly turns unnecessarily serious and/or introspective.
Well-dressed white people at a trendy bar/club:

Jenny - "I'm having so much fun! Let's all do a shot!"
Johny - "We're all so pretty and happy! That sounds great!"
Janice - "It's so important to live for today! I just found out I have a terminal disease. And my house burned down."
Jenny - "Wow! What a Scrubs Moment! Hopefully it will be resolved after this commercial break!"
by Tragic Anachronism January 26, 2011
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An overall loser who typically thinks he's good at games but really he sucks ass. A scrub lord usually thinks he's way cooler and way funnier than he is. (See scrub queen for female version)

Synonyms: Cole, Coal, Marshmallow
Cole: alright guys get ready to get roasted
The rest of the group chat:*groans collectively*
Alex: Cole you are literally the dictionary definition of scrub lord
by Hitman5455 May 5, 2016
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1. When something in reality causes someone to remember/think about a moment/event in the TV show 'Scrubs'.

2. When someone zones out, tilting their head to the right slightly and pointing their eyes up and to the left - like the character John Dorian in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
Example 1:
Person 1 is talking about their friend who is inseperable from their partner. Person 2 then instantly goes off into a daydream thinking that the couple is like Turk and Carla from Scrubs and remembers the episode where they are depicted as a two-headed being.
This would then be followed by Person 2 saying "I just had a Scrubs moment!" and they would describe their thoughts to Person 1.
by Hibee1 April 12, 2010
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noun-someone who based on outside appearance looks as if they would be nasty at the sport of lacrosse (meaning they have the proper flow, wear rainbows, stunner shades, and in some occasions sport a fake tan.) But for some unknown reason can not play the greatest sport known to man to save his life.
lax bro 1- Did you see that kid miss a wide open goal?
lax bro 2- Yeah Brah, he is a total lax scrub.
by GroundhogsSonwhatsup April 3, 2009
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a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.
dude tyler is such a scrub noob when it comes to xbox
by James hunter1 February 7, 2009
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A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
by HeyyItzJay January 23, 2017
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