Scrimes

Sex crimes.

She just got scrimed.
She did not want to part take in the scrimes.

by Scrimer February 4, 2010

Scrimshawed

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.

I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.

by realative September 25, 2012

scrimps

Ghetto slang for shrimp.

Let's go to the Red Lobster and get me some scrimps!

by Snotbubble December 28, 2009

Scrime Dog

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.

Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table

by TonythemanP November 17, 2010

Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus

A mythical mountaneer in Faroe Island folklore. Basically he was a succesful man with regards to the mountaneering society but harboured a dark sexual desire for young children.

Mate, you look like Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus just paid you a little visit.

by Eagle eyed billy bob January 26, 2010

scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

by KaBoom January 13, 2014

scrimps

a. Any of various small, chiefly marine decapod crustaceans of the suborder Natantia, many species of which are edible, having a compressed or elongated body with a well-developed abdomen, long legs and antennae, and a long spinelike projection of the carapace.
b. Any of various similar crustaceans, such as certain isopods and amphipods.

those scrimps r da bomb, pass dat fuc*ing cocktail sauce bitch.

by XPIMP November 4, 2003