Scotty-don't

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scotty-don't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.
by Scott K. Davis Jr. July 28, 2007
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Scotty Don't Know

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them
Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.
by rizzzle May 26, 2015
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