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Scott Prophete

Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.

Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026