Master of all things bicycle.

The native scottish language, not quite English but very close. It mixes regional dialects with English. Most regions have widely varying dialects.

I'm hoping, someday, to earn that extra "t".

A slang term used to describe something that is bad, useless, rubbish or unworkable. Also means someone who is disadvantaged in every way shape and form

A verb meaning to share some service that both is not meant to be shared, and causes no loss for any 'scoting' party in its sharing.

Perhaps the dourest and most melancholy race on earth, Scots overcompensate for the third-world poverty and obscene ignorance of their dreary, dark, damp and miserable psudo-nation by posting a flood of self-congratulatory and false definitions of their god-forsaken race of troglodytes on a humorous online dictionary.

Can not quote are sell a vessel