A boy/man who is very adorable. He is tall, strong, and is very compassionate. He gives the best hugs ever. However his smile makes your heart pound, with fear. He can stare at you and freeze your blood. He has RBF about 73.21 % of the time. He is intimidating when you first meet him, but once you get to know him, he’s a total teddy bear. He identifies as Brocklesmurf, a less-well-known Smurf. Oddly for a man with only one “t” in his name , his first name is actually Russell with two “s” and two “l.” He’s likeable, drinks too much and swears like a sailor.