scotch plains 

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

scotch plains by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010

Scotch Plains 

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.


Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.

I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.



I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.

Scotch Plains by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008

scotch plains 

Scotch Plains is a town neighboring Westfield.
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities

Scotch Plains is ten times better than any neighboring town

scotch plains by Mary June February 23, 2008

Scotch Plains 

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to your woman.

I feel so scotch plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.

Scotch Plains by Schatz June 25, 2007

Scotch Plains 

A small suburbia located in New Jersey.
Westfield, a town neighboring Scotch Plains, is said to be their rivals. Both clam one is better than the other.
Realistically, both towns are detatched from the real world: wasting much money on drugs, teenagers having their parents fund them(mainly in westfield where more drugs are bought, but less are sold for that reason), and getting angry at each other for no reason than an immature high school rivalry, in which some doltish parents participate. Consequently, both towns house close minded individuals to which the world could purge itself of.

*Note that both towns have fairly average incomes: Westfield does not have a large income compared to real towns said to be "rich towns". Scotch Plains itself houses people with the same income, but differntially houses more people with a lower income.

Ie.1. Scotch Plains Teenager: Westfield is full of rich fags who are stuck up, we have to work for our money. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"

Ie.2. Westfield Teenager: Scotch Plains kids are jealous of my Mommy and Daddy paying all my bills. Everything in life is handed to me, but Scotch Plains kids are poor fags. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"

Scotch Plains by Nyevskij M April 21, 2008

scotch plains 

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

scotch plains by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007

scotch plains 

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

scotch plains by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007