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Scotch Boy 

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.
Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"
Scotch Boy by El Ladsy January 9, 2009
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Scotch Boy 

Any one who attended Scotch college in western australia, an "elite" private school that turns out homosexuals and social misfits. Alludes to the fact that these boys act like girls, are very clicky, gossip like ladies in there 50s and generally have small penises... do i need to keep going? You know what I'm talking about!
there is probably a school in your neighbourhood that fits this description

Scotch boys all end up taking it up the ass eventually
Scotch Boy by sctotchboysarefaggots January 12, 2007

scotch boy 

A term used to describe a homosexual. The term originated from the countless examples of students at the elite Scotch College, Hawthorn, Australia, who were known to be involved in man to man relationships. The term has been extended to apply to anyone in such a relationship, particularly if they're soft upper middle class pretty boys.
"Man look at that Scotch boy walking down Glenferrie, he sucks so much dick"
scotch boy by jimmydeck March 14, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026