Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.
by Captain Rummidew December 08, 2011
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When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.
The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock
by thundercant September 09, 2014
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Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.
Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017
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Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.
Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.
by TheMenacingOctohedron May 10, 2020
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When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.
Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
by Klunsgod April 17, 2017
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A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
by Pider-Myn January 30, 2022
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