Schrödinger's Woman 

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

Schrödinger's Woman by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

Schrödinger’s woman

the woman exists simultaneously as both “sexy as hell” and and “a fat f*^%#}% b@&$# until a mans online mediocre come-on is either. Accepted or rejected.

This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*

Schrödinger’s woman by NovaChiu July 5, 2019