school stands for

Six
Cruel
Hours

Of
Our
Lives
Person 1: hey guess what school is.
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: six cruel hours of our lives
Person 2: lol
by FaZe BamBam February 9, 2021
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If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
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School = prison for juveniles
Home educated boy: where am I going for my sentence officer?
Officer: school!
Home educated boy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Sick sick man April 20, 2020
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An outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness. This institution needs to be reformed for modern day use not for 150 years ago.
School is an outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness!
by Idk87654 February 8, 2019
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