Another word for "tortchure." I place where you sit for 7 hours every single day bored out of your mind, and then to make it all worse, they give you homework so when you FINALLY get to go home and relax you remember..."oh wait, I cant relax, because I have HOMEWORK."
by Jenna <3 September 4, 2005
by Dirge February 1, 2005
The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons:
1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded
2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?
3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.
4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing
5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.
6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.
7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.
8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?
9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded
2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?
3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.
4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing
5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.
6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.
7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.
8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?
9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.
by Spikesy May 30, 2006
The sorriest excuse for an edu-fucking-cation ever invented. Everybody hates it. Everybody. Even better you have to take this shit for 6 hours 5 days a week. Your cunt fucker teachers give you fuckloads of homework you get to do. And then when you get home with a sore asshole, all you really do is sit and beat off to niggerbitch's on your computer and scream at your fucking Xbox like its their fault. And the next day you get bitched at for not doing your work. You have to go to school too? Why? Fuck me if I know! So these dickbags can make you follow rules. Guarenteed to piss you off.
Billy: Monday again? I hate school!
Teacher: Excited huh?
Billy: You gotta be fuckin shitting me you faggot. I just told your bitchass I don't like this dirty clit! I'd rather have jizz in my eyes.
Teacher: Excited huh?
Billy: You gotta be fuckin shitting me you faggot. I just told your bitchass I don't like this dirty clit! I'd rather have jizz in my eyes.
by Benny E. April 11, 2008
Since Satan cannot always come out an ruin you lives everyday to all of you, he came up with a plan, that soon became a worldwide torture used everywhere. School.
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Helpless Student: Ms. Smith, I have finished all my 10 essays in our 45 minutes of our class. I have a bladder problem and really need to use the -
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
by asurvivingvictim February 20, 2010
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