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Schoenfield 

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft
ah shit i just schoenfield
Schoenfield by iamjagsman June 29, 2022

David Schoenfield 

An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.
David Schoenfield by Moolium April 27, 2011
<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
"That guy is a total schoeffel"
schoeffel by Mark April 24, 2004

schoenfeld 

To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.
She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.
schoenfeld by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009
there are alot of schoepes in germany but not in the united states
Schoepe by raenine March 30, 2009
Taking a girl with you on a long car ride, and then denying a hand job from her when she comes onto you.

Also schoeping and schoep
When I took Ashley to the cities with me, I schoeped out because she has fucking ratchet hands.
schoeped by seebow April 22, 2014