Schmokuddle

Schmoozing somebody whilst cuddling and smoking.

We are having a lovely schmokuddle by sharing this cigarette as we chat, flattering and schmoozing each other, whilst cuddling.

by Napaulalie January 24, 2026

Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes

Who's up for some schmuddle time!

by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

smokuddlefuck buddy

Someone (usually of the opposite sex) who you can do any of the following things with, but not limited to:

1. smoking
2. cuddling
3. fucking

John: I'm gonna go over my smokuddlefuck buddy's house.

Not John: Ok, have fun smokuddlefucking.

by shaggy44zebra March 7, 2014

Schmuddle

1. A small amount of

2. A form of open lesion found on the penis

1. I don't wanna get to drunk tonight so I'm only going to drink a schmuddle

2. I fucked J-Rock last night and now my dick is covered in schmuddles

by Jimmy "trigger" Potter August 5, 2008

schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013