Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.
Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
by boo yeah April 1, 2005
by tink July 20, 2004
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
by Pyroteknix1224 December 29, 2007
A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela
by TakeALook October 26, 2019
An expression used to describe an unpleasant mood or unfortunate event. Sometimes this expression can also be used to describe very sad pitiful individuals who are unpleasant to be around. This term can be used to even describe a very hostile & toxic working environment.
by theonlinegrinchi3 August 2, 2022
A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.
by St. Tee February 4, 2010