Schlpression 

The feeling of depression brought on by school or any school-related activities.

Everytime I'm at school I experience schlpression.

Schlpression by Rejos May 25, 2018

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017