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Schala virus 

1: A very strange phenomena that causes infected victims to become obsessed with the sorceress Schala from Chrono Trigger. The first infected one was supposedly Ozznova,but OniTTRay coined the term.
2: A growing shared account on GameFAQs.com
You see that guy over there with the Schala-Marle doujinshi? He must have the Schala Virus!
The other day TTRay was nice enough to give me the pas to the Schala Virus.
Schala virus by 0niTTRay September 4, 2003
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Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.
Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010
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To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.
"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"
schalted by Jetstar June 27, 2014

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009
A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt
Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf
Schaaf by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

schklanooba wadoobas 

when your rabbits pokes you in the face with her paw because you were ignoring her
My rabbit gave me the schklanooba wadoobas last night.