(Noun) A period of time lasting 239 hours.

To start a job and use your first paycheck for a cocaine bender which results in a public rant against your boss only to lose said job within the 30-day trial period

Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.

The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.

A time period of 11 days.

Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House Director of Communications from July 21 to July 31, 2017.

Scaramucci confirmed this 11-day time period in a tweet on October 22, 2020, stating, "Tomorrow starts the last Scaramucci (11 days) of the race."

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."