Scalene

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(adjective) having abnormal characteristics; negatively judged for behaving in a way that contradicts social norms; strange. Describes a person or idea that sticks out (in a negative way) from what society thinks or does.

Bob: "I like mixing ketchup and toothpaste together and using it on my pizzas."
Billy: "Bob that is the most scalene idea I have ever heard in my life."

Scalene by rbus October 2, 2016

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scalene

lopsided; uncomfortable; off-balance; disappointing

I tried to express my feelings, but other people got the wrong impression and I left feeling misunderstood and scalene.

scalene by hannah_grace October 28, 2015

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scalene • Scalenet Rich • The Scalene Triangle • ah yes the scalene triangle • Shalene • scaloneta • Shalenee • skalene • Salene • scaleeteez

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

The Scalene Triangle by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

ah yes the scalene triangle

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.

hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.

ah yes the scalene triangle by weensaw September 16, 2012

Shalene

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.

I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...

Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

Scaloneta

That's the name by which the Argentine national football team is known.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.

Have you seen Scaloneta's match yesterday?

Scaloneta by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021

Skalene

SKA-Lene

SKA : SKILLS KNOWLEDGE ABILITY.
LENE : In shape/fit or applying pressure to.

Skalene represents triune/trinity "Spiritual Mental Physical" Wellness.
It derives from the Scalene Triangle which is a Triangle were each angle is a different length. Over all skalene just means to be different from society's norms and to look at life differently then everyone else to always ask questions and never just go with what another person told you.

My little cousin is so skalene its unreal.

Skalene by Brother Skalene December 16, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026