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(adjective) having abnormal characteristics; negatively judged for behaving in a way that contradicts social norms; strange. Describes a person or idea that sticks out (in a negative way) from what society thinks or does.
Bob: "I like mixing ketchup and toothpaste together and using it on my pizzas."
Billy: "Bob that is the most scalene idea I have ever heard in my life."
Scalene by rbus October 2, 2016
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I tried to express my feelings, but other people got the wrong impression and I left feeling misunderstood and scalene.
scalene by hannah_grace October 28, 2015

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-
The Scalene Triangle by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

ah yes the scalene triangle 

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.
hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.
Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.
I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...
Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

Scaloneta 

That's the name by which the Argentine national football team is known.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
Have you seen Scaloneta's match yesterday?
Scaloneta by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
SKA-Lene

SKA : SKILLS KNOWLEDGE ABILITY.
LENE : In shape/fit or applying pressure to.

Skalene represents triune/trinity "Spiritual Mental Physical" Wellness.
It derives from the Scalene Triangle which is a Triangle were each angle is a different length. Over all skalene just means to be different from society's norms and to look at life differently then everyone else to always ask questions and never just go with what another person told you.
My little cousin is so skalene its unreal.
Skalene by Brother Skalene December 16, 2020