Scout
A character class in the Valve game Team Fortress 2, characterized by being the fastest runner and his ability to push carts or capture points at a rate of two men. The Scout character is a young man from Boston that lived with a mom (his father is unknown, but the 'Meet the Spy' video suggests the father might be the Spy) and 7 older brothers. The Scout sounds and looks a lot like the TV pitchman Vince Offer.
Some Scout quotes:
'Bonk!/Boink!'
'Aw, jeez!'
'Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.' (From the 'Meet the Scout' video.)
'What the hell was THAT crap?'
'Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!'
'Bonk!/Boink!'
'Aw, jeez!'
'Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.' (From the 'Meet the Scout' video.)
'What the hell was THAT crap?'
'Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!'
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