Savland 

A proud Nordic race that after every meal travels the vast mountains of Juneau and other close mountain areas in the vast state of Alaska, searching for the carcasses of the great unmistakable stench of salmon. They out fish anyone in their path, and when challenged by a bear, a Savland will rip off the head and , if gender states, penis of said bear. They are very passionate lovers. Whoever is lucky enough to mate with a Savland will forever be known as the great survivor as no one has ever survived a mating season with any Savland... sex is very very deadly, but there is no other like it. Only the women are the fierce ones. The men are primarily self kept.

Holy shit it's a Savland. If we're lucky we may get some leftover fish scales.

or

I survived the Savland Mating ritual... I can't feel my penis.

Savland by junoscavanger December 3, 2010

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019

Samland

Samland

Go to Samland

Samland by hutao! January 22, 2019

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

The Communist Democracy of Samland by hutao! September 27, 2019

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird

The Communist Democracy of Samland by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019

sadlands 

The Badlands, a roleplaying group on bearbonesrp.com, when the majority of characters are sad or have angsty plots going on.

Wow, the Badlands is becoming the Sadlands.

sadlands by toetickler969 January 15, 2018