A proud Nordic race that after every meal travels the vast mountains of Juneau and other close mountain areas in the vast state of Alaska, searching for the carcasses of the great unmistakable stench of salmon. They out fish anyone in their path, and when challenged by a bear, a Savland will rip off the head and , if gender states, penis of said bear. They are very passionate lovers. Whoever is lucky enough to mate with a Savland will forever be known as the great survivor as no one has ever survived a mating season with any Savland... sex is very very deadly, but there is no other like it. Only the women are the fierce ones. The men are primarily self kept.
Holy shit it's a Savland. If we're lucky we may get some leftover fish scales.
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I survived the Savland Mating ritual... I can't feel my penis.
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I survived the Savland Mating ritual... I can't feel my penis.
by junoscavanger December 3, 2010
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originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
by shanipriya August 14, 2010
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by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019
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Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!
*Side note: Samland is China*
This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.
National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall
we have little eyes
*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!
*Side note: Samland is China*
This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.
National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall
we have little eyes
*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
by hutao! September 27, 2019
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by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019
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