Sausage Wrap
Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.
wrap.
Sausage Wrap by JayForRunner April 8, 2021
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Sausage Wrap
When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
Sausage Wrap by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018
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Alabama Sausage Wrap
When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.
Alabama Sausage Wrap by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016
sausage wrapper
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
sausage wrapper by tr353r February 3, 2010
Sausage wrapping
When a man with no forskin and a man with forskin put their dicks together and the man with forskin wraps it over the guy with no forskin
Sausage wrapping by Tortuga king March 2, 2018
vacuum wrapped sausage
To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
vacuum wrapped sausage by soggy banana December 10, 2011
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.