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Sausage Wrap 

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

Alabama Sausage Wrap 

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.

sausage wrapper 

When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?

Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
sausage wrapper by tr353r February 3, 2010

Sausage wrapping 

When a man with no forskin and a man with forskin put their dicks together and the man with forskin wraps it over the guy with no forskin
Bro me and Tyler where sausage wrapping yesterday

vacuum wrapped sausage 

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.