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sausage farmer 

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.
That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.
sausage farmer by PoeMan September 4, 2007
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Sausage Farmer 

Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.
Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!
Sausage Farmer by BMG68 January 28, 2009

Sausage Farmer 

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.
-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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