person 1: Are you hanging out with Julie? or Amelia tonight? have fun either way. *wink*
person 2: Are you fucking Brandon tonight? or no? have fun either way. *wink*
person 1: You're such a sass master.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."