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Sargon of Akkad

A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.
I can't believe I used to watch Sargon of Akkad's videos, that guy's a total cuck.

Sargon of Akkad

AKA Carl Benjamin is an English Youtuber, political commentator and former political candidate/milkshake target.

Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.

I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.

For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.
Ha ha ha, look what they've done, it's the motherfuckin' Sargon of Akkad.

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ 

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026