the resulting end of the world if Sarah Palin were to be elected president. Durning Sarahgeddon she would reveal herslelf as the devil and admit she was in cahoots with Russia, which she can see from her house.
After the Sarahgeddon there was no Russia to be seen from Alaska and no hands to write notes on. =(
Sbragated (also written ad sbraghated) is a condition of total drunkness, confusion, lack of rationality, all due to weed or alcohol. It's an anglicism for the italian word "sbragato", which literally means "staying without pants" and have a meaning of being high.