the resulting end of the world if Sarah Palin were to be elected president. Durning Sarahgeddon she would reveal herslelf as the devil and admit she was in cahoots with Russia, which she can see from her house.
After the Sarahgeddon there was no Russia to be seen from Alaska and no hands to write notes on. =(
Sbragated (also written ad sbraghated) is a condition of total drunkness, confusion, lack of rationality, all due to weed or alcohol. It's an anglicism for the italian word "sbragato", which literally means "staying without pants" and have a meaning of being high.
Bro #1: that weed was lit man
Bro #2: i know, i see you sbragated right now
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"