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A guy who'll jump into danger for women but wouldn't even move if his guy friends were on fire
Adi: He would rather die for a random girl than help me move out.
Giffee:Don't bother man. He's such a Santo!
by ad411 October 10, 2019
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Mexican boy who doesnt speak spanish, very funny. Amazing at sports. Very hot and to die for.
Mia:omg santos looks so hot today.
Santos:i look hot everyday.
Mia:Ik
by Nibbainparadise December 08, 2017
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The Hispanic equivalent of a Chad or Bro
The beer pong team of Chad and Santos just got their popped collars and Kanye glasses handed to them!
by Newginz November 05, 2011
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An extermely handsome man that is atheletic. All girls die over Santo. A Santo can get the hottest girls and keep them because he knows how to treat them. If you have an chance to date a Santo do it there wont be another like him. Santos are rich, and always knows how to be slick about things.
Is that a santo right their? Hes looking cute.
by BigCripper69 April 24, 2019
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A man with a fucked up mind. He goes around saying anything that comes to mind, no matter how reatrded or disbelievable it may sound.
Santo: "What if that lolipop you were eating somehow came alive and started screaming in your mouth with a bloodcurtling scream 'help it hurts'?"

Everyone else: "Dude what the fuck????"
by Doofniggah October 13, 2011
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Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.
"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"
by Greasegrim April 16, 2017
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To trick someone into paying your bill.
Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.
by Yahooda August 22, 2007
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