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Santa dirt

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt
by Gobba September 16, 2017
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Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
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dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)
Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015
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Dirty da santa

It is where you are taking part in a threesome including anal sex, this also includes a man/woman wearing a santa costume and after they are done the santa costume is burnt in a pile of Mexican hats
"You wanna try a dirty da santa?"
by Da santa February 25, 2017
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Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
by tick/e November 5, 2018
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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