by Gsjshsjsnd February 27, 2020
by Zombie_Dude YT November 30, 2018
MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE
by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022
Fat man who eats all your cookies during the holidays. Mythical creature originated in Germany and some how gets his fat ass down your chimney. Best friend is cookie monster. Married to Mrs. Claus. Works little green, pointed eared, dwarfs to there deaths in a factory in a freezing temperatures all year long. Abuses reindeer by sprinkling magic dust on them mutating their DNA allowing them to fly. Children love him, but pee on his lap in the mall.
Billy "Gee Santa, i want a toy train for Christmas.''
Santa "To bad, you get coal cause you have been a naughty boy!!!"
Santa "To bad, you get coal cause you have been a naughty boy!!!"
by Bob Hufferman December 23, 2012
Santa as he appears today is an advertising device created by CocaCola company. His origins lie in history.
Of particular note is his incarnation as St. Nicholas. Translate this into another language - Santa Claus. Santa is not a respelling of Satan, but a Spanish translation of saint - note the towns and cities with Santa in the name (e.g. Santa Barbara).
Santa in his present incarnation does tend to skew the meaning of Christmas into a self-centred greed, rather than a celebration of love.
Of particular note is his incarnation as St. Nicholas. Translate this into another language - Santa Claus. Santa is not a respelling of Satan, but a Spanish translation of saint - note the towns and cities with Santa in the name (e.g. Santa Barbara).
Santa in his present incarnation does tend to skew the meaning of Christmas into a self-centred greed, rather than a celebration of love.
by Altruism December 27, 2006
little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
by dreamcrushedboy December 24, 2010
see Satan
a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head
teaches blatant consumerism
a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head
teaches blatant consumerism
by kool aid December 09, 2003