Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa

Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.

by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

Santa

If we can believe for years a fat, jolly guy rides reindeer, jumps down our chimney with presents and flies through the sky chanting HO HO HO….
My dream doesn’t seem that unrealistic…

I wonder if Santa eats HO HO’s:)

by Giving up.I will never do!i ❤️u October 28, 2023

Santa

The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.

(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.

by -lovemetal December 12, 2007

Santa

a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.

satan

damn look at santas's shit!

santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin

i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins

by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004

Santa

An elderly pedophile who uses Christmas to get close to children .

That Santa is a pedophile!

by Mr Melon03 December 9, 2019

Santa

Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.

*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child

*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.

by i am a pear that eats bears December 21, 2018