"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."
"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...
Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."
"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...
Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."
who's naughty or nice...
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."
"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...
Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."
"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...
Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."
by Sid Barrett September 18, 2007
A guy who breaks into your house and gives you presents but then he steals your cookies and you virginty so watch out Santa watches you why your sleeping so he's also a stalker this is great so far right! (He is real so watch out kids ;)
by 18 and older read me November 7, 2016
Fat ass who thinks flying around and breaking into people’s houses to give them presents is ok. He wears a red suit that’s size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and has elves and reindeers as his slaves to take him places so he doesn’t have to walk. He makes them work all year round which is worst than how hitler treated the Jews(minus the killing part).He eats milk and cookies 24/7 and still manages to squeeze himself into the tiny ass sleigh.
by fishinglover15 December 7, 2017
by suckondat November 23, 2016
by BandGiggles2017 February 27, 2017
A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma
by Santas’ Little Helper(s) October 17, 2018
"Mommy, is Santa real?" " No he's dead in your butt hole and he thinks you have issues." "Mommy,is Santa good?" "No. . . HE'S THE SATAN YOU IDIOT."
by BIGMoney44367 November 20, 2017