Sang Nila Utama

that guy who saw a lion and thought it was funny to name a country after it. also featured in childrens textbooks and made fun of by some for memes. also apparently a garden is named after him

your history teacher: is Sir Stamford Raffles (sir syrup waffles) , William Farquhar or John Crawfurd the founder of (insert country)?
you: what if its neither
teacher: then whats the answer then
you: sang nila utama