sandwich theory 

this proves that the women is in control, because men will do anything for sex

woman:honey get me a sandwhich
man:get it yourself
woman:okay then no sex
man:okay honey what type of meat do u want ham or turkey
woman: ui knew the "sandwich theory would work

sandwich theory by dream909 February 26, 2009

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

Earth Sandwich Theory by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

Shit Sandwich Theory 

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York

Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”

Shit Sandwich Theory by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022

Shit Sandwich Theory 

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York

Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”

Shit Sandwich Theory by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022