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Sandwich Job 

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.
Sandwich Job by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Sandwich Job 

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
Sandwich Job by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Blow Job Sandwich 

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"
Blow Job Sandwich by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

Sandwhich Job 

A name for something that could potentially be dirty or vulgar, when in reality it means absolutely nothing
Hey I heard you give great sandwhich Jobs!

Yeah man I do!

What's a sandwhich Job?

You're too young to know.

Ew!
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