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Samantha Foster

Raccoon mammal woman. Specializes in poor service. Foster's are well known to dye their hair to camouflage themselves to blend into their environment. Make a sincere effort to shut boxes, and consume copious amounts of whiskey while not supervised.
by Mike Trineer December 7, 2019
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